Brett Orage

Writer in Wellington, New Zealand

Hey 👋 My name is Brett and I'm an Australian writer, currently living my life in beautiful Wellington, New Zealand, with my comically oversized husband, David.

David and I have been together since we met in Brisbane, Australia, in 1996. We've lived all over the world since then, but Brisbane is still our home.

Despite our love for New Zealand, our nomadic feet are growing itchy for their next adventure. We love France and dream of living in Annecy, so we're learning the language to prepare for the move and can already chow down on cheese like natives.

When I'm not banging away at a computer keyboard, I enjoy:

* playing piano (badly)

* singing (loudly and off-key)

* sustainable living

* photography (male nudes)

* ketogenic lifestyle

* hosting backpackers and artists

* raising awareness for schizophrenia and IIH

PLEASE NOTE: I have NO social media. I'd rather take a cheese grater to my nipples than expose myself to the ugly trolls living under the toxic internet bridges of Facebook and Twitter 🚫

As a writer, I pump out fiction across a broad range of speculative genres. Please check the description and category for each individual book before deciding to read that novel.

Why not say g'day? Be nice! 😀

Who the f#!k are you?! Get out of my bathroom!
Brett's Agent
Why can't you be normal?
Brett's Mother
Where's my dinner?
Brett's Husband